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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Yellow Light says 'GO FASTER'

I'm an experienced driver. Driving my car around the city is my usual hobby, going here, going there, and every where my wheels would take me. With my 3-cylinder, 4 door humpback Daewoo Tico, which runs from 0-60,in just 5 seconds. Damn! ,its my car. haha. I usually drive around the city when the sun goes down, it makes my adrenaline to just step on the gas and ride the wind, with my sleek car. Overtaking those sloooow cars. Racing those crazy bus drivers who doesn't care if your on their tail,and just kick your ass for nothing. So here i go,what is the title all about? haha. i really don't know. Just kidding..

I noticed that when you are near an intersection on a highway, when its green all cars are on the go, but when it started to blink in yellow, all the cars would run faster before its too late,when it already turns to red and your on the middle of the road, holy shit! the crocodiles would run to you, like hungry lions who wants your 500 peso bill, giving you a ticket "Beating the Red light". Its funny that drivers would step on the gas further when it blinks to yellow, while on the other way around, yellow light means slow down. I also asked myself, because it is also my habit to further step on the gas when the light turns to yellow than to slow down. Here are my conclusions:


1. There is too much traffic waiting ahead, why would i slow down? ( hahah..)
2. My adrenaline rushes when i see the yellow light, testing my driving skills.
3. I am late on my class, step on it! (always!!)
4. Late for work.
5. The cops won't see me,besides i'm late for my date
6. Do it really mean SLOW DOWN? i knew it says GO FASTER!!
7. Damn it!....


So here it goes, ask yourself, does it really says SLOW DOWN or GO FASTER?

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